Alison Brie as Annie Edison
Community, VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing (5x09)
*tackles you down on the ground and gives you a hard passionate kiss*
I think I’m in love.
I’ll try to be entertaining but I make no promises.
someone come over and kiss me.
First Kiss (creator asked 20 strangers to kiss for the first time).
What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.
IM SORRY MY MENSTRUATION HAS ANNOYED YOU ILL TRY AND KEEP IT BOTTLED UP NEXT TIME
and pour it on him while he sleeps